Think about it as a psychological law of physics; the more you fear something, the more power you give it.

American Horror Story (via courageisgraceunderpressure) —

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed)

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

He never went out without a book under his arm, and he often came back with two.

Victor Hugo (via seabois) —

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend